What hasn't aged well?

The Bitcoin universe has consumed many terawatts of electricity. Every dollar someone "earned" from Bitcoin was just another dollar taken from another person. There is nothing produced that has any possibility of providing Bitcoin investors with current or future dividends or payments.

In addition to the environmental costs, we have suffered an epidemic of ransomware facilitated by cryptocurrency.

A bank is willing to take Coinbase' money in exchange for providing services is irrelevant